Jesus! How stupid can we be? You start an adventure; you play it for two sessions, and in between sessions you manage to forget something, fine, then your DM reminds you of that thing in the recap. You forget it again…

Later on you recall the item in question and remind yourself of it’s, apparently, great importance. What do you do with that knowledge afterwards? That’s right! You forget all about it!

What’s my point? Easy, we deserve it! We should have been lich-food!

Next, Hadi, my dear inspector Kluzo, why on earth are you inspecting my die rolls? Did the farts and sneez-stles (sneeze + whistle) from the right confused you? Well, a reminder:

I am a fighter

I’m no liar

You were a fighter too

I have maneuvers

Werewolves are losers

I have a page that proves it too.

And now for the core subject of this week’s edition, the Queen…

Ok, my bad, something was fishy about the surviving prisoner in the den of the undead, I should have known – it was there in front of me, and yet I fell for it. Let me recall the events…

Something was moving under the blanket, so I went in to check out what was it…

BAD IDEA!

Well, I should have closed the door and cry out: “SAVE YOURSELF! HE MIGHT BE CARRYING A WHIP SOMEWHERE…” but instead we all got acquainted with the new reincarnation of Tomer (this time whip free), what can I tell you, it spits, it farts, it’s old, it has an accent…

We should call her queen Shoshi-Mama…

Kidding (I just thought of it – he might have a chance to read these lines someday…), anyway, I decided to give him a chance, should he come up with a brilliant reason for tagging along, I for one, am not about to give him a hard time on the character choice.

I must say it is refreshing to see him play a dustmen again, it’s been a while, no? I think he never played a black shaman dustmen at all (and to all those who protest, Jackal was a champion not a shaman – there’s no resemblance between the two!). Anyway, I can assure you he wasn’t considering any benefits of being a dustmen – as it was evident from the invisibility to undead spell he attempted on the mummies…

What else can I say? Almost nothing, well just one last thing, 2 attacks per round rules!